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I'm on beer 3 as the nerves are clearly manifesting hard. I wanted to get some predictions down before it all kicks off. here's my top tips for what's about to unfold:

  1. Villa's fate will largely be determined by this match. A win will signal a transformation in form and we'll pull clear. A defeat and expect a run of more defeats to follow and a limp relegation. 
  2. The rich, technical, lower tempo teams will thrive. I expect Man City in particular to breeze through these games, with deep benches and the ability to pick teams apart at lower tempo.
  3. Liverpool will win the title!
  4. We will hear a load of swearing from players and managers and it will be amazing. Sky and the other broadcasters will be constantly apologising. 
  5. We'll surely see some sort of fan break-in at some point. A random punter will suddenly be seen in the middle of a stand and no-one will know how they got there.
  6. New socially distanced gesticulations as players try to influence and argue with referees but without being able to shot too much or get to close. Expect burst blood vessels and rehearsed appeals.
Right - the Villa are out on the pitch...I feel sick. Let's do this.

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